I MAKE THESE BOOKS! YOU SHOULD BUY THEM! READ MORE AS TO WHY!
Here are a selection of the books in trade paperback form that I have to sell. Made them with love, humor and occasionally some venom derived from over a decade of surviving on the fringes! Entertaining and worthwhile folks! I GUARANGOSHDARNTEE IT!!!
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KEVIN (Or The Latter Days of Romulus Augustulus, Last Emperor of Western Rome
Pick up Dan Nokes' very first all prose novel. A historical comedy about The last emperor of Western Rome and what he has been up to since the fall of Western Civilization 300 pages. $25.00 Plus Shipping
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THE PARANORMALS: 10th Anniversary Complete Chronicles-
Tabitha Marche is a young socialite whose parents death catapults her into a world of witches running an all girl boarding school, Vampires operating organized crime, Leonardo DaVinci's long lost robot, an African Merlin The Magician, Demon thugs for hire, a genie assassin, Australian aborigine binge eating werewolf, an evil Peter Pan, and even more tropes that throws classic and modern mythology off its axis!
Written and drawn by Dan Nokes and 400 pages long! With bonus material including pin up art, and creator commentary! Book comes signed and with a quick sketch of a Paranormals character!
Book retails for $25.00 Plus Shipping
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THE PISTOLEERS: Murder, Vengeance and Family Ties- Westward Expansion Edition
Dan Nokes heads west for this latest endeavor. Elijah Marcus was the sole survivor of a massacre on the slave plantation by Confederate forces. He was rescued and adopted by a Union General and raised alongside his birth son Christopher. 11 years pass. It is now the summer of 1876 and Walter Marcus has moved to Paradise Arizona. His two sons come to visit him only to learn that Elijah's former slave owner is not only alive and well, but up to a nefarious scheme! Over 180 pages with bonus material, pin ups, and creator commentary. Retails for $15.00 plus shipping an handling!
ADAM AND EVE BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
The internationally acclaimed super hit from Dan Nokes is yours to own!
Adam Jenkins is the sole human occupant of an underground military bunker under Andrews Air Force Base, seven years after a zombie plague ravages the upside world. His only companions are the bunker's supercomputer (G.R.O.U.C.H.O), a genetically enhanced labratory dog (Shaffer) and his zombified ex-girlfriend (Lilith). Adam goes through his day like you or I would with ours, seemingly near oblivious to his plight and always with a smile on his face.
Until a girl name Eve contacts him from a bunker 60 miles away and sends the world he made for himself into a spiral.
To find out what happens, click on that ADD TO CART button and drop $25.00 (Plus shipping ) to snag this 250 page trade that collects the original story sighned and with a quick sketch from creator Dan Nokes!
IMPOSSIBLE SPACE TALES OF THE LAST PIT STOP By Dan Nokes
The 12 issue webcomic that dared ask: WHAT IF AREA 51 WERE IN FACT...A CONVENIENCE STORE FOR ALIENS? Now is available in trade paperbook format with pin up art and creator commentary from Dan Nokes. Book comes signed by series artist/writer and creator!
$25(plus shipping and tax)
CHICKEN: USDA REJECTED (Standard Edition) By Dan Nokes
The first full color, creator owned comic from 21st Century Sandshark Studios is here! Join the official 21st Century Sandshark Studios Spokeschicken, as he romps through Baltimore after a comic show on a Saturday Night. He frequents the local adult haunts, and eventually encounters the local Baltimore Police Department, Secret Service, A secret corporate death cult, and bad parodies of Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, and Col. Sanders. 104 pages from creator, writer, artist: DAN NOKES!
PAPERBACK
$25.00 plus shipping and tax
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CHICKEN: THE NOT SAFE FOR KIDS COLORING AND ACTIVITY BOOK
Finally! The adult coloring and activity book that mankind truly deserves! Engage in hours of fun with coloring pages, crossword puzzles, connect the dots, and many more items that are definitely NOT for the consumption of small children!
$10 plus tax and shipping
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